I'm like a middle school girl or something. I am on a "The Cure" kick, but "Prayers for Rain" is a great song. I'm sorry.A guy at the gas station said "nice car" to me. Whenever I get compliments from complete strangers a point can be awarded. Blue Steel also recently hit the 2500 miles milestone. I know this is completely arbitrary reason to give points but really I haven't driven her super fast, out of the state, outrun cops, or washed her recently (she isn't that dirty, but will probably get a bath this week anyway). She did come up a few times in conversation at bars recently without me being the one bringing the topic up (the legend spreads). That'll be 3 points for Blue Steel. The Nintendo Wii and in particular Tiger Woods 07 has inspired me to buy real golf clubs and play this summer. Also, it has made playing golden tee at bars possible, which is good because it makes it so I don't have to pretend to be interested in what other people have to say (I focus on the game). One more thing, it has made watching golf on TV possible (still not enjoyable, just tolerable). Some may say this a bad thing, but when there is nothing else on, golf will be on all f-ing day. That's 2 points for the Wii.
Updated Scoreboard:
Blue Steel 13
Wii 5
World 1
I like Dice K. I like Papelbon. I like Ortiz.
New segment of posts and I will start it off real quick right now. I'm calling it "advise for my roommate."
Advise for my roommate: stop lifting, stop working out, eat more McDonald's, drink more beer, and you will get "bigger," which is what you want and talk about all the time. Good luck.
I have a feeling this new segment is going to get dangerous, especially when I post drunk (and when/if I listen to K's suggestions). Oh well.
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Please no, for the love of all that is holy, do not become a golfer. If I could, I would eradicate the damn thing. I have nothing against golf video games (except maybe Golden Tee), but watching it on tv and playing it is a terrible terrible thing. Also, your roommate should start mail-ordering vats of lard instead of Mexican steroids.
Playing golf is fun. You are sadly mistaken. I think you were brainwashed as a child. You should give it a chance, not watching it, but playing it. Actually, hearing you talk about golf reminds me of my roommate. Wow, that was uncalled for, I apologize. I like your idea though. I should replace all his muscle building supplements with fat building supplements.
probably should delete the first comment...
I have never deleted someone's comment and I don't plan on starting now. Well maybe I will. Maybe I will delete your comment V, then this comment, right here, will make no sense. But no, I wouldn't do that to you V. V, you are a dear friend, whoever the hell you are.
Wait, V, I am connecting the dots. I believe you are not who you say you are. You lie. I know who you are and there are no V's in your name. You are trying to scare me; to make me wet myself. Well, it worked.
Probably should delete V's balls. Unless he's a woman.
I guess it's not the game of golf itself that bothers me, but the worthless people who tend to play it. It's elitist and wastes a lot of good real estate. But I won't judge you for being a golfer, since you're pretty hilarious anyway.
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I wouldn't use Blue Steel as a supplement for muscles or impotency.
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