Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Time for an Intervention?

I'm sitting at work right now. I came in an hour and half late. I'm wearing the same clothes I was wearing yesterday. I am hungover. I smell. I look like shit. I am considering going to CVS to buy some deodorant so I might not smell so bad. CVS is too far away. My head is pounding. I am having cold sweats. I can only write short sentences. My ankle is throbbing for some unknown reason. I got about 2 hours of sleep last night. I never made it home. I was supposed to take it easy last night because I am likely to go hard tonight for a friend's band. I just ate about 8 pounds of egg, bacon, ham, sausage and cheese. In this paragraph I wrote the word "write" as "right" first, which is understandable, but I wrote the word "ate" as "eight" first, which is weird. That is all.

Great success.

Several things need to happen in order for me to regain functionality. Water. Coffee. Pooping. Not necessarily in that order. Wish me luck.

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