Monday, April 16, 2007

I Destroy Everything

One quick story I sort of remember from Friday night. I've been telling it to everyone I see, so if you've already heard this one you can just move on to your next friend's blog.

Let me just say first that I started drinking at 6PM Friday after work. I went to the Celtics game (not sure if they won, and I don't care), but I double fisted a few rounds of beer there. Then we went to the bar and drank more. By this time I am hammered. I had one hot dog at the game, and that was my dinner.

We got a table at the bar next to the dance floor. Apparently to get this table we had to get a bottle of something so of course someone decided to get 2 bottles of Dom at $300 a piece. I only found out how much they cost later. Anyway, the table is a step above the dance floor and the table is pushed up right against this step. So I am standing on the floor below the table, next to the table, and I am not sure if someone bumped or pushed me or I just managed to fall or trip on my own, but I face planted/belly flopped onto our table. I didn't have time (my reaction time was slowed for some reason) to get my hands in front of me, however, I did have time to flail both my arms to the side ensuring that I took out the drinks on the table that my body and face somehow missed. I took out all the drinks and they spilled all over the people I was with. Needless to say this was embarrassing and made me feel like an asshole. I immediately claimed someone pushed me, which may or may not be true. I have no idea. Anyway, I apologized profusely, grabbed my jacket, and headed towards the door. (Un)fortunately my roommate caught me at the door and convinced me to not go home and to not be embarrassed or feel like a dick. Of course this ultimately led to more drinking, puking on the street, and getting up extremely hungover the next morning to drive to New York. So yeah, that was Friday night. Good times.

No one cares but:

Song of the moment: Depeche Mode - Precious

Hopefully I'll have the energy to write up the point updates tomorrow at work when I should be working.

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