Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Women I Don't Want to Date (Part 2)

More women I don't want to date:

Severely overweight women: I'm talking over 250 lbs, I am not adverse to a little plumpness, just not too much. And if there is an effort to lose that weight that's even better. I guess if she was 7 feet tall, 250 might be okay. That would be interesting though. A 7 foot 250 pound woman. Yikes. I saw some really tall chicks in Chicago over the weekend, but I didn't think they were more than 180 lbs. Weak. (I think tall women will take another post, not a post about women I don't want to date, a post about women I am afraid of). I think the problem with obese women should be apparent to most males. All that extra blubber is not attractive. Can you blame us? We are bombarded with images of skinny women and told that is what is attractive. Also, I think it's simply unnatural for anyone to be that heavy. You no longer resemble a human being from the face down. You look more like some sort of beast, and I'm not into bestiality (by the way, I am definitely planning on doing a post about weird porn that I have heard of, but hope to never see, which means that doing any "research" is out of the question). Stop eating McDonald's everyday and go for a walk! I understand that you eat because you are depressed and you are depressed because you are fat, but come on, you have to break the cycle. Like Michael Jackson says before he got really weird "make that change." Otherwise you really fat chicks out there are essentially limited to dating really fat dudes. Which is okay, but you will have to buy an enormous fridge and your combined food expenses will be astronomical. You may have to reinforce floors and expand doorways. Would a king sized bed be sufficient for the two of you? I don't even want to think about the sex. Hey, good luck out there. I'm out of here before I continue with this.

I should say I don't really hate obese people, I just don't want to date one.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did you hear about the 420 pound woman who complained of stomach pains, went to the hospital, and found out that she was 9 months pregnant? She delivered a healthy baby boy. This brings about the question, "Who did she have sex with??"

News article:
http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/homepage/abox/article_1596265.php?tftf

J said...

It wasn't me. Wink.

Bryan said...

Dude, you know you're going to hell, right?

J said...

Yea I know I am, thanks B. Reminding me makes me feel so much better. What does that have to do with anything here though? So I don't like em blubberinos. So what? Enjoy your height fetish.

Anonymous said...

i just dont get why people have to generalize fat people with overeating. It's okay you dont want to date an overweight woman. For example I am 5'11 and 245 pounds. I am not fat just above average. It also depends a lot on how a woman carries herself. I mean I do agree with the beast look. But some larger girls can pull it off. and to that anon post regarding the 450 pound woman... there actually are men out there that have fetishes. Ones involving larger women.