I'm going to borrow this idea from B, which he borrowed from here, and so the cycle of life continues. The following things are perfect.
Might as well start with the best: Blue Steel. The most perfect car known to man. A 2007 Audi S4, deep sea pearl blue, navigation system (Brenda), leather, dual SD card slots, Bose sound system, the works, driven by me. I wouldn't trade it for the world. This thing combines luxury with raw mean power flawlessly. A comfortable plush interior with all the amenities and a 340 horsepower beast under the hood, waiting to be unleashed. Oh yeah. Combine that with the superior handling of Audi's quattro and you can take corners at blazing speed or blast through a blizzard. I love this car. Honestly, when I haven't seen it for more than a day and go "visit," I have to tell it how much love I have for it.
The Nintendo Wii. This console provides optimum gameplay. Sure, it doesn't have the graphics of an XBOX 360 or a PS3 (it's graphics resemble those of an N64), but it's not about the graphics folks, it's about the gameplay, it's about the fun. And this delivers. The Wii Sports game that comes with the console is awesome. Tennis, golf, bowling, baseball, and boxing, yeah, they're fun (I'm at Pro level in tennis, golf, and bowling because those three are the best). And you get a workout too! I recently bought Tiger Woods Golf 07 which is amazing. I don't play golf. I never played a golf video game until the Wii. But I've played Tiger Woods for the last 4 hours straight. Ever since I got home from work. I only stopped because my arm got tired because of the massive weights I lifted yesterday. The gameplay is pretty realistic. It's like really playing the game outside, only you aren't, which somehow, makes it even better. Go get one.
I think I could be a spokesman for Audi and Nintendo. They should pay me for the free marketing. Anyway, this brings me to the last perfect thing for today, me. Yep, I am perfect. Well, I am, in my opinion, and that's the only one that matters. Basically, I achieve perfection by owning the two above things that are perfect. That, and I can run really fast. And I'm not too bad on the eyes (hello ladies).
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