Sunday, February 25, 2007

Women I Don't Want to Date (Part 1)

The Stuck Up New York Girl

This girl exists everywhere. I just think she exists more frequently in New York (this may be a stereotype, but whatever). She is mildly attractive (probably had some work done or will need to soon), but she thinks she is very attractive, and therefore, better than everyone else. It is this conceited attitude which really makes her unattractive, more so, than any of the other subtle physical blemishes that she surely has. She has friends that are not as good looking as her, and who all probably hate her. She has to surround herself with not so hot girls, so that she becomes the hot one. Her friends put up with her because they receive some of the deflected attention she gets from guys. She mostly gets hit on by drunken guys at the bar which reinforces her arrogance, but she denies all of these guys because she thinks they are not good enough for her. Ultimately, this means she goes home alone and stays alone, and beneath her frigid exterior she is a sad sad girl. I almost feel bad for her.. if she wasn't such a bitch.

1 comment:

Bryan said...

I felt your anger through the internet. It was that powerful.