Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Point Scale

I consider myself to be pretty awesome. I almost want to say totally awesome, but I think that would be pushing it. That being said my car, Blue Steel, is a force of nature. It could stop hurricanes and tornadoes. It could single-handedly defeat terrorism. It could end poverty and cure cancer. I exaggerate only a little bit. Anyway, I wanted to take this time to explain the point scale you see on some of my posts. Basically, I have Blue Steel dominating the World without mercy. It should be known that the points are handed out completely arbitrarily and at my discretion. I assign points to whom I want when I want. Sorry, no arguments. I will, however, offer a few general guidelines (not rules) that I may or may not use when rewarding points:

Points for Blue Steel

1) Breaking the speed limit by a significant amount (more than 20mph) = 1 pt.
2) Hand washing Blue Steel = 0.5 pt.
3) Driving Blue Steel so that the 2 hour warning comes up = 1 pt.
4) Driving out of the state = 1 pt. for each state
5) Getting pulled over and not getting a ticket = 1-3 pts.
6) Conquering extreme weather conditions = 1 pt.
7) Pulling any and all sweet maneuvers = 1-3 pts.
8) Anything else I deem awesome = 1-5 pts.

Points for the World

1) Anything bad that happens to Blue Steel, I can't even get myself to give examples. It would be too painful. But depending on the severity points will be awarded to the God damn World.
2) Anything truly amazing and spectacular that the world accomplishes without the aid of Blue Steel and of which Blue Steel could not accomplish itself. I don't see many points coming from this category since the possibilities of what Blue Steel could accomplish knows no bounds.

Blue Steel is still willing to take on other competitors. Blue Steel can fight a multi-front war. Blue Steel is currently only taking on the World. Who else wants some!?

2 comments:

Bryan said...

J, you inspire me. Or rather, Blue Steel inspires me. I award it a point for that.

J said...

I appreciate the point B. However, let it be known that I am the king here and I am the only one awarding points. But you may make suggestions. Blue Steel does inspire you, and for that I will take adding a point under consideration.