This post isn't about anything you can read in the news about China. It's not about U.S. jobs moving there (because for me, that would be a post about India). It's not about the exchange rate of the yuan. It's not a post about how the younger generation is mostly dudes, and there aren't enough girls to go around, although that sounds like a serious problem.. that I can relate to. Millions of Chinese dudes and me won't find a girl. At least we have something in common. This post is about how last week I had 20 hits in a row from China on my blog. Granted the 20 hits took over 3 days, but nonetheless, I was surprised. You see, I don't know anyone in China. I know some people in India. I know someone in Japan. I've got nobody in China though. So where were all these hits from China coming from? And, more importantly, why did they stop? I think in this post I have written "China" enough to get me some hits from there. If it works, and I do get some hits from China, I am going to follow it up with a post about Spain and a post about Brazil, because those chicks are hot. And that might be the closest thing I will get to getting laid.. "some chick in Spain read my blog when I was 26." That's what I will tell my grandkids about my sexual exploits during my youth (why would I tell my grandkids about that kind of stuff? I have no idea.. and it is more likely to be the 5th generation of cats I will have breed that I will telling this to because of the above mentioned lack of a woman.. thus no grandkids.. only cats. By the way, I am allergic to cats so that doesn't make sense either). So China, come back to me, I am ready.
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
A Few Words About China
This post isn't about anything you can read in the news about China. It's not about U.S. jobs moving there (because for me, that would be a post about India). It's not about the exchange rate of the yuan. It's not a post about how the younger generation is mostly dudes, and there aren't enough girls to go around, although that sounds like a serious problem.. that I can relate to. Millions of Chinese dudes and me won't find a girl. At least we have something in common. This post is about how last week I had 20 hits in a row from China on my blog. Granted the 20 hits took over 3 days, but nonetheless, I was surprised. You see, I don't know anyone in China. I know some people in India. I know someone in Japan. I've got nobody in China though. So where were all these hits from China coming from? And, more importantly, why did they stop? I think in this post I have written "China" enough to get me some hits from there. If it works, and I do get some hits from China, I am going to follow it up with a post about Spain and a post about Brazil, because those chicks are hot. And that might be the closest thing I will get to getting laid.. "some chick in Spain read my blog when I was 26." That's what I will tell my grandkids about my sexual exploits during my youth (why would I tell my grandkids about that kind of stuff? I have no idea.. and it is more likely to be the 5th generation of cats I will have breed that I will telling this to because of the above mentioned lack of a woman.. thus no grandkids.. only cats. By the way, I am allergic to cats so that doesn't make sense either). So China, come back to me, I am ready.
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I get regular hits from Spain and Argentina (because I know people there), and also quite a few from China. Don't know where they're coming from, even though I do know someone working in Hong Kong, but I don't think it's him. It's a strange phenomenon. Also, you're a very sexy man - I don't understand your fear of not getting laid. Next time you come to NY, I will help remedy this (not personally, but you know...).
I get hits from Spain too and some from Brazil and Germany. But the numbers from China are crazy. I understand that have a billion people, but most of my hits come in the middle of night there time too!? What's up with that!? I have no fear of not getting laid. It is just a fact. A physical law of the universe apparently. There are two themes running in my blog. My car is awesome and I don't get laid despite my being awesome because my car is awesome. Maybe one day I will get laid or one day I will reveal that I have been getting laid all along. But I don't feel like lying today. Anyway I like your idea about New York.. whether you help me personally or not. Sounds hot.
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