Blue Steel Has Gone International

That's right, my baby, my precious, Blue Steel, travelled across international borders and went to Canada, our great neighbor to the North with funny accents. It was a good trip, eh? Yes, it was. What are you talking aboot? I'm talking aboot Montreal. I went up there for a friend's bachelor party and get this, I'm not even invited to the wedding! I got volunteered/recruited without my knowledge to attend the bachelor party for someone I really don't know that well (hence the non-invitation to the wedding). He is a nice guy though. There were around 15-20 of us at any given time so I didn't feel that out of place. Of course my drunken ass announced to anyone that would listen that I was not invited to the wedding. This lead the groom to drunkenly invite me to the wedding, which I declined, because really I had it the best way; I get to go to the bachelor party and don't have to go to the wedding? Sign me up. Let's get to points real quick eh?

Driving through 2 states (U.S.), New Hampshire & Vermont: 2 points
Driving into Canada: 3 points
Killing several hundreds of bugs on the highway: 2 points
Cleaning off the bugs: -2 points
Smelling the excessive manure used in Southern Canada whilst in Blue Steel: -3 points

Scoreboard:

Blue Steel 19
Wii 6
World 2

Blue Steel is running away with this thing. By the way, the odometer is now over 3700 miles.

What else happened in Montreal you ask? I'll tell you what happened.

Drinking.

That's pretty much it.

Well, there were a few things:

1) I yelled "I hate Mcdonalds!" at Mcdonalds to which the patrons there applauded.

2) I slapped some girls ass really hard and someone else was blamed.

3) I saw some really foul puke on a deck and off the side of the deck to where people were standing below.

4) The most muscular manly woman ever offered to teach me French... at the strip club.

5) I smoked the strongest Cuban cigar.

6) I paid $55 (tip included) for 6 beers... at the strip club.

7) I won a pool on the Kentucky Derby even though I didn't watch it nor knew which horse I had.

8) I maintained my Canadian virginity even though there were guys asking us "are you looking for girls?" at 3 in the morning when I was hammered.

9) I missed out on the hottest lesbian show... at the strip club.

10) I did way too many shots of jager.

11) I saw a bunch of S4's. It's a popular car up there. I also saw an RS4. Nice.

That's most of what I remember. Montreal was a really nice city though. It is very clean.