I was a new employee at the time and easily tricked into partaking in a donut eating contest with a few other coworkers. It did seem to be a good way to kill some time at work. So one day each one of us (there were four eaters in the competition) bought and express dozen at Dunkin Donuts and started eating. We set a time limit of 2-3 hours. I demoralized the competition by eating 6 donuts in the first 30 minutes and went on to coast to easy victory with 10 donuts consumed. I could have done more, but I didn't see the point when the next guy was still at 6.
Recently there has been talk about having another donut eating contest. Now, I am a little older, a little more mature (yea right) and would rather not eat all that sugary goodness. However, I have stated that if anyone can match or beat my 10 donuts I will un-retire from competitive eating and make a Jordan-esque return and eat a dozen donuts in 45 minutes (the eating equivalent to dropping 55 on the Knicks).
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Craig Ferguson, host of CBS' "The Late Late Show" got himself in the news by refusing to crack jokes about Britney Spears current epidemic of problems because he did not want to make fun of the "vulnerable." Well, good job Craig, maybe someone will watch your show.
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