Don't get all worked up. I'm not talking about boobs. I'm talking 'bout Dunkin Donuts. And I'm not here to talk about their coffee that everyone loves and must have or else they will die. I don't drink that shit. I don't drink coffee. I don't drink soda. Although I love caffeine, it can make me a little excitable and unable to sleep when sleepy time approaches. Anyway we all know my beverage of choice comes from apples.
I do however go there 4-8 times a week for breakfast/lunch/afternoon snack/I just woke up and want a freaking bagel for a bagel and sometimes a muffin and maybe some juice. There is one about a block away and I walk over there and get some grub. Even though the staff there sees me all the time and I order the same crap everyday they never recognize me. One day I am going to ask for "the usual" and they are going to stare at me with blank faces. That's just bad business.
They do have some new uniforms... some of the time. One crew (I think weekday afternoon crew) has new yellow shirts but down the side of the torso portion of the shirt there is a darker yellow color. It looks like they got crazy sweaty pits going on, which they probably do. Makes me feel good for some reason. It gives me a chuckle. I also like it when the severely overweight one (I know, they are all overweight but I would be to if the perks of my job were free donuts and bagels) calls me "hon" or "honey." I'm not your honey. You can't even remember me from yesterday. But it still makes me feel good. Leaves me with a smile.
